An Ayatollah of this demon, the Flying SpaghettiOs Monster

After Osama bin Laden was killed in May 2011, he was hurled by the Noodly Appendages of the FSM straight into the non-VIP sucky part of the pasta bowl, where he is now enjoying stale beer and 72 ugly, infected guy strippers (which are only visible to those who like that sort of thing, even subconsciously), and will continue to do so till he puts on a pirate suit and does the necessary distasteful ritual, see Afterlife.

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