Modern FSM beliefs

Nowadays, the Spaghetti monster is just fuckin sick of the fake ass religions and only has a lil group of the magical pirates ancetors into his flying pirate ship. he says its kinda like imminance cos if you can skull a vb long at twenty to eight in the fuckin mornin and shoot up 18 spoons of black tar in 2 hours then you're set.

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