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Talk like a pirate day Edit
The Great and Noble day of relief from diplomatic tongue is upon us this Day, If you be of placid mind for Karaoke it is encouraged as well, as the song of the sea harmonizes deeply with the elements of the earth. Recommended Drinks for your friend who is the Shot-Girl at the local drinkery include but are not limited to "Admiral's Flush", "Blow My Skull Off", and "Hangman's Blood". These each include the sought after beer for worship but additionally include more of the so called "social lubrication" element that seems to fill the cracks of culture.
Alas, if ye are not reasonably able to go to such an establishment, there is still worship to be had. Pirate shanties are often the most tonally accurate form when sung at home alone; but keep in mind, one beer per hour is the ideal pace for a hearty and steadfast practice. While ye friends may be off working or enjoying themselves, you may find that a beer cooled to an arctic summer sits nicely with the savory smell of what's in the pan, and the wholesome fulfilling sensation you'll get from what's boiling in the pot. There is much research to be had on the proper practices during this holiday so feel free to continue browsing the internet so though mayst not misstep in talking in the mundane fashion.
As ye know, pirates are the ecology's number one contributor to neutralizing of global climate. So there is much cause for practice this day.
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