The Great Pasta Bowl[edit | edit source]
A true Marlenah (aka anyone who declares themselves a follower of FSM) will go to the Great Pasta Bowl to join Our Lord, the Ancient of Noodles, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. True Pastafarians will enjoy a volcano of beer (with all beverages, of course, including non-alcoholic ones for those who don't want to be permanently drunk). They will further enjoy a stripper factory for all eternity. There will also be lots of fluffy ponies.
Computer terminals accessing any number of worthy and unworthy websites and other good things are also provided. Whatever you personally like is provided. Stripper factory: necessary for FSM to make its point? Therefore, those who feel there should be more to afterlife than beer and strippers will not face disappointment. R'amen.
Pastafarian Hell[edit | edit source]
the Pastafarian Hell is similar to The Great Pasta Bowl, except the beverages are stale, the strippers all carry STDs and there are ugly aliens everywhere. It's located in the worst part of the Pasta Bowl that no-one likes. It is only truly evil people who get sent there (not non-believers in the FSM, as they will go to their own 'heaven' or version of it). All non FSM believers will experience a rainfall of spaghetti leftovers for the rest of their afterlives. The leftovers will include the different sauces and seasonings.
To clarify, the Flying Spaghetti Monster loves all his midgets and other creations equally. An old edit said that Hell had penguins in it. It does not. Ugly aliens were created to be in Hell by the FSM. Penguins are "cool" according to him.
Freezer of Doomness[edit | edit source]
(There is no freezer of doom in Pastafarian Pastology.) The Freezer of Doom is simply a myth some Pastafarians created to scare children. For which you'll be frozen into a teenager's mini fridge forever. You will be subjected to all that occurs inside this refrigerator of mininess. All those refrigerators are yellow and green since it they are the worst sauce colors!